I have to give credit were credit's
due. Kudos to Rahm Emanuel, the President's new point man for the
effort in Chicago to ban ownership of all rifles and handguns for the
average citizen. After all, what good is a gun except to kill
something with? And, as Mr. Emanuel knows very well, a disarmed
population is also a controllable population. Right Rahm?
But, once the gun laws have been
changed and once it becomes a punishable offense to be even caught
with one in your possession, I'd like to turn attention to the next
elephant in the room. Knives! Yes, knives are are used to kill
and when you think about it, what good is any knife over four inches
in length other than as an instrument of severe cutting and
dismembering? They must go! And, I'm calling on President Obama to
immediately convene a panel to comes to grips with this
'pointed' issue. Also, Mr. President, I think I'm just the man who
can help!
What will be needed is a campaign to
help 're-educate' and 'direct' peoples thinking along more state
approved and therefore safer channels. Consider, if you would this formidable
looking 'assault knife'!
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| BAD knife! |
I say there is NO ROOM in our
Progressive society for such a heinous weapon of mayhem and
destruction! Mr. President I implore you! Legislation should be begun immediately
to make any knife longer than four inches ILLEGAL (except in the
hands of authorized government officials of course)!
Moreover, I'm thinking that perhaps Harry Reid could head up this effort up and ram it through like he did Obamacare! Perhaps even the mainstream media, like MSNBC, could also get behind this campaign and help Congress to instruct the people that not only are guns evil, but that so are most knives. In fact, there should be a National Day set aside whereby everyone can trade in their knives for a safer, government approved model (such as this plastic one shown here)!
Moreover, I'm thinking that perhaps Harry Reid could head up this effort up and ram it through like he did Obamacare! Perhaps even the mainstream media, like MSNBC, could also get behind this campaign and help Congress to instruct the people that not only are guns evil, but that so are most knives. In fact, there should be a National Day set aside whereby everyone can trade in their knives for a safer, government approved model (such as this plastic one shown here)!
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| GOOD knife |
As a staunch and loyal supporter of
President Obama (I voted for him at least three times) and as one who
shares the Far Left's Progressive Dream of an orderly run socialist
autocracy, I humbly offer my most unworthy thoughts and I pledge I
will support whatever the government tells me to support.
Uh, thank you
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