The fix is in! The uber left is now set to move in on Jan 21!

On or about January the 21st, Hillary Clinton will assume control of the country. What's left of it at any rate. With her will be ushered in some of the rankest and farthest left leaning people in the world. Men and women who will attend the final dismantling of what was a great Republic. And it will occur in plain view and it will completely devastate to lives of millions of working Americans.

Beginning in 2017, a great darkness will sweep over the land. And all the useful idiots who voted in this socialist regime will be among the very first to reap the bitter fruit of a life under the iron boot. And, that's pretty funny when you think about it.

For my part, I plan to sit back and spend the remaining few days of my life laughing so hard that surely my innards will rupture at some blessed moment....

And the results are in!

Anytown, USA. – With just under 10-percent of registered voters in Barton County turning out to the polls on Tuesday to decide various municipal and school board elections, the results were certainly surprising!

Bardo Gurney won the election for Ward 3 Alderman with 63-percent of the vote over Reverend Mike Davis! Bardo, an avowed atheist, tells USAweekly.com that one of his main goals in office will be to completely eliminate any mention of God in the County's school system…

Meanwhile in Ward 1, incumbent Mike Bothers, a well know socialist, won his bid for re-election with nearly 58-percent of the vote over challenger and local church Deacon, Barbara Wells.Well, that was surprising...

Dibby Tibby, a member of the Golden Dawn Nazi Party who ran unopposed for the Ward 2 Alderman seat, promised sweeping changes after flourishing a brisk salute to the press....

Seriously, a 10% turnout? I guess that voting is a bit tiring..... but remember, if you don't vote, then don't complain! Oh, and if you do vote, please don't do it as a turnip head - get informed as to the issues and help keep America strong!