After yet another senseless tragedy at
an Oregon High School, I thinks it's long past time that guns be made
illegal in the US! President Obama needs to use his executive
powers and pen to make it a class A felony for any American to
possess any firearm larger than a BB gun after August 1 of 2015! We
must take action now before another senseless death occurs. It's to
insure the safety of all and more than that – it's the fair thing
to do!
I, Juan Chavez, General of the grand
government of Mexico, have offered to volunteer my forces to come
across your border in order to help officials go door to door to
insure that all your country's citizens surrender their firearms,
under the threat of force if necessary. This action would be free of
charge by the kind government of Mexico! In addition, my troops are
willing to 'do whatever it takes' to see that the evil guns are
removed permanently from American hands. And, we will be happy to stay in
your country for as long as the process takes ¡gracias!
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