Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Is climate change being caused by the Republicans?

To even think that the Republican Party might be the cause of climate change is enough to make your skin crawl. But, as new evidence has come in, and as reported by the Science Department at MSNBC. It now appears that yes, a clandestine group possibly lead by Donald Trump (so not our President) has been actively colluding with Russia to change the climate over the northern hemisphere in a most dramatic fashion!

Why would anyone want to do that, you might ask...? Chief MSNBC scientist, Dr. Harvey Wortfield, thinks that he may just have the answer!

'After much study, I've come to the conclusion that a nefarious group of people, who I will not name, have been attempting to make the northern Hemisphere inhospitable for our colored and Latino friends.' Dr. Wortfield expanded on this statement; 'You see, by making the climate hotter over America, people of color could easily overheat much as a black automobile gets hotter than a white one.'

Another spokesperson over at CNN has also just confirmed that it did indeed look as though millions of our dark skinned citizens have been relocating to cooler locales like Canada, just possibly to escape the sudden increases in heat we've all seen this summer! (A situation that, if true, could spell real trouble for the Democratic Party come the midterms in November)! 

This author fully expects to hear a statement, fairly soon, about this developing crisis from experts like Maxine Waters....

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