To even think that the Republican Party
might be the cause of climate change is enough to make your
skin crawl. But, as new evidence has come in, and as reported by the
Science Department at MSNBC. It now appears that yes, a clandestine
group possibly lead by Donald Trump (so not our President) has been
actively colluding with Russia to change the climate over the
northern hemisphere in a most dramatic fashion!
Why would anyone want to do that, you
might ask...? Chief MSNBC scientist, Dr. Harvey Wortfield, thinks that
he may just have the answer!
'After much study, I've come to the
conclusion that a nefarious group of people, who I will not name,
have been attempting to make the northern Hemisphere inhospitable
for our colored and Latino friends.' Dr. Wortfield expanded on this
statement; 'You see, by making the climate hotter over America,
people of color could easily overheat much as a black automobile gets hotter
than a white one.'
Another spokesperson over at CNN has
also just confirmed that it did indeed look as though millions of our
dark skinned citizens have been relocating to cooler locales
like Canada, just possibly to escape the sudden increases in heat
we've all seen this summer! (A situation that, if true, could spell
real trouble for the Democratic Party come the midterms in November)!
This author fully expects to hear a statement, fairly soon, about this developing crisis from experts like Maxine Waters....
