Some benefits of not mowing the grass!

Don't want to mow your lawn?

Apply for status as a wildlife refuge! - Granted!

Apply for Federal Assistance to populate the land with endangered loggerhead turtles! - Granted!

Apply for a special assistance to feed said turtles. Granted!

$10,000 per week Federal assistance from the BLM!

Apply to EPA for research grant to study Loggerhead turtles - Granted!

$3 million dollar annual grant awarded! Woo Woo!

THEN...

Sit back, enjoy and watch the neighbors cut their grass!
And, what the hey! Enjoy a bowl of turtle soup for dinner!