Wednesday, February 6, 2013

A great answer to gun control in America!

Leave it those wacky Democrats in California to take gun control issues that could work if existing laws were enforced and muck up the waters further by proposing even more regulations in the form of a gun violence insurance bill!

Look! There are far simpler measures that could reduce the number of guns on America’s streets by HALF starting tomorrow! For instance, it’s a well know statistic that; 1) 88 out of every 100 Americans owns one or more guns and 2) that there are over 300 million guns in circulation at this time. Now assuming, (as the Democrats have advertized on liberal media channels) that almost half the country wants strict guns controls and then also assuming that about half the citizens belong to the Democratic Party, then I have a simple solution.

Let’s encourage every Democrat to give up their guns and ship them off to Washington DC c/o Eric Holder. That would remove as many as 132 million guns in one fell swoop! (I would also assume that Holder would find a way of disposing of all these weapons – Iran or Mexico comes to mind). Then, as a bonus, President Obama could perhaps send each of these patriotic Americans a bumper sticker that read ‘I am a gun free Democrat’. Democrats everywhere could show what good citizens they are by displaying yard signs proclaiming their homes to be ‘Free of Guns’. Wow! Just imagine Google Maps jumping into the excitement by providing a map of all of America showing the locations of gun free Democrats! Now that would be something for the Republican Party to really chew on!

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