Look! There are far simpler measures that could reduce the
number of guns on America’s
streets by HALF starting tomorrow! For instance, it’s a well know statistic
that; 1) 88 out of every 100 Americans owns one or more guns and 2) that there
are over 300 million guns in circulation at this time. Now assuming, (as the
Democrats have advertized on liberal media channels) that almost half the
country wants strict guns controls and then also assuming that about half the citizens
belong to the Democratic Party, then I have a simple solution.
Let’s encourage every Democrat to give up their guns and
ship them off to Washington
DC c/o Eric Holder. That would
remove as many as 132 million guns
in one fell swoop! (I would also assume that Holder would find a way of
disposing of all these weapons – Iran
or Mexico
comes to mind). Then, as a bonus, President Obama could perhaps send each of
these patriotic Americans a bumper sticker that read ‘I am a gun free
Democrat’. Democrats everywhere could show what good citizens they are by displaying
yard signs proclaiming their homes to be ‘Free of Guns’. Wow! Just imagine
Google Maps jumping into the excitement by providing a map of all of America showing
the locations of gun free Democrats! Now that would be something for the Republican
Party to really chew on!
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