Jihadi John is kaput!

My advice to ISIS, 'watch the skies'!

The last thing Jihadi John saw on this earth on Thursday night, November the 12th, was a $58,000 Hellfire Missile bearing down on his truck which more than likely sent him into Allah's loving arms...in assorted pieces and parts! (Yes, it took the joint Allied and English forces a bit of time to get the job done, but we are now assured that future strikes will be carried out even more efficiently).

Meanwhile, the ISIS nut jobs that have made that exclusive hit list can rest assured that in the coming weeks and months, they too shall personally be 'delivered to heaven' as a fine mist of blood and bone fragments. And you know what ISIS? There is isn't a thing in hell you can do about it! Allah akbar? Yeah, He is pretty great!