Obama’s moment to shine! Off he goes to North Korea!

Perhaps a chance for greatness comes only once in a person’s lifetime, if it ever comes at all. Our glorious leader, President Obama has just been handed one of those opportunities.

North Korea has recently gone from a slow simmer to an active boil after UN sanctions have kicked in over fallout concerning their nuclear ambitions. War could be just around the corner and even a small miscalculation could result in an exchange of nuclear munitions!  Now is the time to send the Great Orator himself, Barrack Obama to Pyongyang to address the grievances of Kim Jong Un mono a mono. Once the President of the Free World crosses that border, I’m positive that all 24 million North Koreans will stand up and take notice. Maybe he could even take Dennis Rodman with him as a kind of ambassador.

Now I know what everyone’s thinking! What with sequestration and all, our man may be caught up a little short. Therefore, I’ve decided to start a nationwide campaign to send OBAMA TO NORTH KOREA. Yes, for just a small donation of $10 or $20, I’m sure enough money could be quickly raised to pay for a one-way round trip to this very mysterious and even dangerous country! I’m putting the campaign together as I write this and am only waiting for confirmation from the President that he will agree to go. Go get em tiger!