March
15, 2014 dawned like any other day. President Obama rose from his bed
knowing that he was facing some tough challenges as food riots were
erupting across the land. Decades of reckless spending had finally
come home to roost as double digit inflation caused wholesale food
prices to rocket. Unknown to him, an offshoot al Qaeda group was
making final preparations to detonate a nuclear device in down town
Manhattan. Also, unknown to him and the rest of civilization, a major
earthquake was about occur just off the coast of southern California.
The resulting 50 foot high tsunami would devastate Los Angeles and
other nearby cities causing billions of damage not to mention the
shutdown and implosion of the Diablo Canyon nuclear power facility
which released millions of cubic tons of radioactive debris.
Later
that day, standing in front of a podium before a rapt national
audience, our president calmly blamed it all on Bush....
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