Sunday, January 1, 2012

The New Year is here!


Whoa boy! The New Year of 2012 is just out of the gate and already things look to be heating up on a number of fronts, literally.

Arsonist(s) torch LA!

Yes, it's true what they say about California; a state that supports one of the largest groups of weirdoes, genetic retards and hairballs has one of its own out there torching everything in sight!  But, really! It that such a bad thing?

7.0 Earthquake rattles Japan!

Holy Yamamoto! The last thing this diminutive country needs is another nine pointer! Thankfully, the latest undersea quake resulted in little to no damage. I just keep wondering if all this shaking around will unhinge the fault over by the West Coast of California…

The Republican rabble marches into January!

And, the contest to see who the Party of Red wants is just as confused and convoluted as the party itself. Through all the haze, however, Mitt Romney looks to be the eventual standard bearer for the Oh So Righteous Right. A man with all the charisma of a pile of peanut shells. Meanwhile, the Congress remains a public spectacle (laughingstock) with all the style and grace of a gooney bird coming in for a rough landing. As far as I’m, concerned, you can take the whole mess and flush them down the commode.

US military commits a wad of war machines to Saudi Arabia!

In a move that is so obvious it makes me slightly nauseous, the US is now dumping hundreds of fighter planes and other weapons of war into Saudi Arabia. A country that is wedged between a very unstable Egypt and the patently insane government of Iran. What could possibly go wrong with that move?

Meanwhile, we still have no balanced budget after three years of Democratic leadership (and none likely in 2012), the National Debt continues to climb like a fighter on afterburners and our President has now admitted publically that he intends to work around Congress while spending most of his time running for re-election. Yes, 2012 is off to a fine start!

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